Total Medals Earned: 425 (From 76 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,895 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
After Level 7
After Level 14
After Level 21
After Level 28
Collect all stars
Medals Earned: 6/11 (170/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
I did it on purpose...
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Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/24 (85/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Defeat the Red Wasps
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 9/9 (300/300 points)
A quick look at SBC
One Kill
use magic
get ending 1
get ending 2
get ending 3
Found the secret medal
Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the crocodile jet
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 13/16 (395/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
See everything you shouldn't see.